Collection: The Sticker Cabinet
A prestigious collection of die-cut baby politicians, ready to be slapped on laptops, water bottles, and the Constitution (if you're brave). No quotes, just the raw visual chaos of powerful people in Pampers. Decorate responsibly — or don’t.
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Presidential Sticker - Donald J. Trump
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Tremendous Sticker - Donald J. Trump
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Make Naptime Great Again Sticker - Donald J. Trump
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Freeze! It’s Playtime Sticker - Kristi Noem
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“Slap ‘N’ Secure: Beard of Authority Sticker” - Beardo
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Stickin’ to My Story Sticker - JD Vance
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Just a Kid from Scranton… with Ice Cream Sticker - Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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I Was Printed Before You Were Born Sticker - Benjamin Franklin
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Mittens Sticker - Bernie Sanders
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"Yes We Tan” Sticker - Barack Obama
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Stick It Like a Rough Rider Sticker - Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt
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"C'Mon, Man" Sticker - Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Micro-Colony: Occupy Whatever You Stick Sticker - Elon Musk
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Slap Some Freedom On It Sticker - Pete Hegseth
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Peel & Pray Patriot Sticker - Speaker Mike Johnson
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American Elegance Sticker - Melania Trump
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The Drudge Report, if it wore diapers. 👇
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Presidential Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 Presidential Calendar — “Baby’s First Oval Office” Edition
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“Yes We Tan” Mug – Barack Obama
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Let 'er Rip Mouse Pad - Nancy Pelosi
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance
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Presidential Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump
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Still Here, Still Sippin’ Mug - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Let That Sink In Magnet - Elon Musk
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Make Christmas Great Again Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Four Score and Seven Sips Ago Mug - Abraham Lincoln
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Golden Frame Walk Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump + Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Stick It Like the Gipper Sticker - Ronald Reagan
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