The Blowout Collection – Baby Politician T-Shirts

Warning: Wearing one of these may result in side-eyes, awkward family dinners, and unsolicited political debates. Worth it.

The Blowout Collection features real political figures reimagined as their truest selves: babies in chaos mode, frozen in silhouette and slapped across your chest. These shirts don’t scream — they smirk. Subtle, bold, and 100% absurd, they’re made for people who get the joke and enjoy pouring gasoline on the group chat.

We don’t do slogans. We don’t do quotes. We just take real politicians, shrink them down, and let the meltdown speak for itself.

☑️ Every Shirt Includes:

  • Crisp babyfied silhouette of a real political figure

  • Soft, breathable cotton — unlike our political discourse

  • Unisex sizing for all shapes, opinions, and party lines

  • Printed to order, because democracy is slow and so are we

Perfect for rallies, barbecues, awkward Zoom calls, or walking confidently through Whole Foods like you own the place.

Wear the chaos. Embrace the diaper. Roast both sides.