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"We can never let this happen again" Trump Signs Reopen Bill, Calls To Nuke Filibuster ☢️
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Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?
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“The fraud is mind-boggling.”
“It takes two to tango.”
“It was a very small building.”
“I put a 20% tariff… I reduced it by 10%.”
“A president with a crown dumping poop from a fighter jet”
“Turn. The. Volume. Up.”
“We skipped socialist and we put in a communist instead.”
“End the filibuster and just put everybody back to work.”
“Our health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. It is cruel.”
"Boot Edge Edge was the secretary of transportation"
"We can never let this happen again" Trump Signs Reopen Bill, Calls To Nuke Filibuster ☢️
"We call him Rand Paul Jr."
“You’re a terrible person and a terrible reporter”
“They’re up to four billion dollars, headed by this clown…”
"Sleepy Joe Biden...used an auto pen last year for the turkeys' pardon"
Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?
"All these white bales are not Christmas gifts from Santa."
“Jack Smith is a thug. He's a failed prosecutor.”
"The president of the United States called Minnesotans garbage"
“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place.”
“You’re not entitled to a damn thing in Texas”
“They would have destroyed our country…”
“Obviously, you’re a sycophant for Democrats.”
“CNN fake news…” “The camera light will go off any second now.”
“We are sending every soldier $1,776.”
“8 million people have left Venezuela since 2014.”
“Two brand new, very large… largest we’ve ever built battleships.”
“We’ve made a lot of progress on ending that war.”
“White men should be holding a lot of white men accountable.”
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