This glossy, weatherproof sticker is the ultimate JD Vance glow-up—kiss-cut to perfection, just like my pivot from Silicon Valley critic to political insider. Slap this baby face wherever you need a reminder that “authenticity” is just a matter of marketing.
It’s built to last, whether you’re covering a laptop or a moral dilemma. And yes, it’s waterproof—because unlike my opinions on tech billionaires, it won’t dissolve under pressure.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Peel it like I peel away from past quotes during election season.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
