This glossy, weatherproof sticker is the ultimate JD Vance glow-up—kiss-cut to perfection, just like my pivot from Silicon Valley critic to political insider. Slap this baby face wherever you need a reminder that “authenticity” is just a matter of marketing.
It’s built to last, whether you’re covering a laptop or a moral dilemma. And yes, it’s waterproof—because unlike my opinions on tech billionaires, it won’t dissolve under pressure.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Peel it like I peel away from past quotes during election season.”
