Now, let me be clear — it’s just a sticker. But somehow, a tan suit on a baby version of me still manages to rattle a few cable news anchors.
Stick this glossy little guy anywhere — laptop, water bottle, bipartisan lunchbox — and remind folks that sometimes, fashion is the platform. Big smile. Sharp tie. Zero drama. Because even as a baby, I knew beige could break the internet.
Stick it where it hurts — or just somewhere visible.
☑️ Product Features:
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Glossy finish smoother than a Friday press conference
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Precise kiss-cut edges — because neatness matters
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Vinyl that lasts longer than most approval ratings
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Easy peel-off backing — unlike political baggage
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Multiple sizes, all presidential
Care Instructions:
“Wipe clean with a soft cloth. No bleach — unless you're scrubbing out outdated talking points.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
