Now, let me be clear — it’s just a sticker. But somehow, a tan suit on a baby version of me still manages to rattle a few cable news anchors.
Stick this glossy little guy anywhere — laptop, water bottle, bipartisan lunchbox — and remind folks that sometimes, fashion is the platform. Big smile. Sharp tie. Zero drama. Because even as a baby, I knew beige could break the internet.
Stick it where it hurts — or just somewhere visible.
☑️ Product Features:
Glossy finish smoother than a Friday press conference
Precise kiss-cut edges — because neatness matters
Vinyl that lasts longer than most approval ratings
Easy peel-off backing — unlike political baggage
Multiple sizes, all presidential
Care Instructions: “Wipe clean with a soft cloth. No bleach — unless you're scrubbing out outdated talking points.”
