Collection: The Sticker Cabinet
A prestigious collection of die-cut baby politicians, ready to be slapped on laptops, water bottles, and the Constitution (if you're brave). No quotes, just the raw visual chaos of powerful people in Pampers. Decorate responsibly — or don’t.
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Sticker Missile Crisis Sticker - John F. Kennedy (JFK)
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Stick With Chuck Sticker - Chuck Schumer
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Stick It Like John Sticker - John Fetterman
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"I Said What I Said" Sticker - Jasmine Crockett
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Sticker - JD Vance
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Peel, Press, Prevail Sticker - Benjamin Netanyahu
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Signal, Not Noise—Stick It Sticker - Steve Bannon
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Persist & Stick Sticker - Elizabeth Warren
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Baby Bureau Investigator Sticker - Kash Patel
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Secure the Border, Stick the Landing Sticker - Tom Homan
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Spin, Stick, Repeat Sticker - Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP)
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Press Badge Sticker - Karoline Leavitt
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Clapback Certified Sticker - Jasmine Crockett
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Stick It to ‘Em, Baby Justice Sticker - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG)
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Tiny but Dissent-y Sticker - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG)
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Stick With Me, I’ll Talk Forever Sticker - Cory Booker
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The Drudge Report, if it wore diapers. 👇
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“Cursor of Confidence” - J.B. Pritzker
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“Click & Take It” - Ted Cruz
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Make Naptime Great Again Mug - Donald J. Trump
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Fridge & Freedom Magnet - Ted Cruz
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“Cursor of Courage” - Volodymyr Zelensky
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Mittens Mouse Pad - Bernie Sanders
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Like Father, Like Son Sticker - Barron Trump
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Beardo Hoodie - Beardo
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Fridge-Sized Mandate Magnet - Zohran Mamdani
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"Yes We Tan" Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Barack Obama
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