Collection: The Sticker Cabinet
A prestigious collection of die-cut baby politicians, ready to be slapped on laptops, water bottles, and the Constitution (if you're brave). No quotes, just the raw visual chaos of powerful people in Pampers. Decorate responsibly — or don’t.
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Stick With the Majority Leader Sticker - Mitch McConnell
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Sticker Missile Crisis Sticker - John F. Kennedy (JFK)
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Stick With Chuck Sticker - Chuck Schumer
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Let Me Be Sticky Sticker - Barack Obama
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Feel the Burp Sticker - Bernie Sanders
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They See Me Rolling Sticker - Xi Jinping
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Stick It to the System Sticker - Zohran Mamdani
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Persist & Stick Sticker - Elizabeth Warren
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Secure the Border, Stick the Landing Sticker - Tom Homan
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Texan-Sized Baby Cruz Sticker - Ted Cruz
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Stick With Big Baby JB Sticker - JB Pritzker
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Stick It to ‘Em, Baby Justice Sticker - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG)
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Tiny but Dissent-y Sticker - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG)
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Stick to the Squad Sticker - Ilhan Omar
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Stick It Like John Sticker - John Fetterman
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Pocket-Size Patriot Peel Sticker - Jamie Raskin
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“Cursor of Confidence” - J.B. Pritzker
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“Click & Take It” - Ted Cruz
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Make Naptime Great Again Mug - Donald J. Trump
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Fridge & Freedom Magnet - Ted Cruz
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“Cursor of Courage” - Volodymyr Zelensky
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Mittens Mouse Pad - Bernie Sanders
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Like Father, Like Son Sticker - Barron Trump
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Beardo Hoodie - Beardo
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Fridge-Sized Mandate Magnet - Zohran Mamdani
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"Yes We Tan" Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Barack Obama
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