This glossy, kiss-cut sticker features Baby Kristi in full ICE gear, enforcing bedtime and snack patrol with the precision of a toddler guarding their Goldfish crackers. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, or your neighbor’s Prius for that subtle “I support adorable law enforcement” vibe.
Weatherproof vinyl ensures this sticker holds on tighter than Kristi does to a Fox News segment.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care: “Wipe it clean like I wipe out rumors: fast and with a smile.”
