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Freeze! It’s Playtime Sticker - Kristi Noem
Freeze! It’s Playtime Sticker - Kristi Noem
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This glossy sticker features Baby Kristi in full ICE gear, enforcing bedtime and snack patrol with the precision of a toddler guarding their Goldfish crackers. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, or your neighbor’s Prius for that subtle “I support adorable law enforcement” vibe.
Weatherproof vinyl ensures this sticker holds on tighter than Kristi does to a Fox News segment.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care:
“Wipe it clean like I wipe out rumors: fast and with a smile.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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