This mouse pad is an executive runway—smooth, steady, and built for swift decisions. Place my baby boss face under your mouse and watch productivity soar. Emails answer themselves. Deals close. Tweets write themselves (tasteful ones). It’s science—very advanced, very classified.
Bright, intense colors turn any desk into a war room. Your cursor sails like Air Force One. And when you scroll past the haters? That’s called momentum. We love momentum.
Product Features :
Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny
Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences
Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding
Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point
1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care Instructions
Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
