This sticker? It’s not just a sticker. It’s a message: “I’m cool, I eat ice cream, and I’ve got cash for sprinkles.” Slap it anywhere that needs 100% more Biden energy — your laptop, your water bottle, or your buddy’s gas-guzzler.
Weatherproof? You bet. This thing will survive rain, snow, or a two-hour press conference.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all — just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Peel it slow, like savoring an ice cream cone in August.”
