American Elegance Sticker - Melania Trump

This sticker is a high-gloss tribute to high standards. Stick Baby Melania anywhere you need a dash of elegance and a healthy dose of detachment. Laptop? Water bottle? Secret-service baby monitor? Yes. Always.

Glamorous. Glossy. Judging your outfit from a safe distance. She may not speak much, but her sticker screams, “I’m too chic for this daycare.”

Features (with taste):

• Easy peel-and-stick elegance

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I never crack under pressure

• Glossy finish brighter than my post-East Wing glow-up

• One size fits all — unlike custom Chanel

• Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal

Care Instructions:
Keep it like you keep secrets: tightly sealed and far from the press.