This kiss-cut sticker is a high-gloss tribute to high standards. Stick Baby Melania anywhere you need a dash of elegance and a healthy dose of detachment. Laptop? Water bottle? Secret-service baby monitor? Yes. Always.
Glamorous. Glossy. Judging your outfit from a safe distance. She may not speak much, but her sticker screams, “I’m too chic for this daycare.”
Features (with taste):
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick elegance
Weatherproof vinyl, because I never crack under pressure
Glossy finish brighter than my post-East Wing glow-up
One size fits all — unlike custom Chanel
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal
Care Instructions: Keep it like you keep secrets: tightly sealed and far from the press.
