Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Sticker - JD Vance

This sticker is a portable victory lap. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, cooler—wherever the discourse needs a little Appalachian horsepower. Weatherproof and camera-ready, it survives rain, rage-replies, and road trips across counties that still make things.

Peel, post, move on. If the comments section erupts, that’s called reach. We’re not dodging it—we’re driving it.

Product Features:

• Easy peel-and-stick design

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my meme trolling

• One size fits all

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
Wipe with a damp cloth

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.