“Micro-Colony: Occupy Whatever You Stick” - Elon Musk

This kiss-cut sticker is the decal equivalent of a Falcon 9 landing: precise, improbable, and wildly satisfying. Slap “Occupy Mars” anywhere your future needs a nudge — laptops, water bottles, or the cryogenic tank you bought on auction. It’s lightweight activism with orbital intent.

Peel, place, proceed to rapidly iterate. If it sticks, it ships. If it doesn’t, well, that’s why we prototype.

Product Features

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure (or Texas sun)

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my mention count

• One size fits all — just like my Master Plan revisions

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your rival’s launch pad door

Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a damp cloth — treat it like a heat shield: clean, cool, ready for re-entry.