This sticker is the decal equivalent of a Falcon 9 landing: precise, improbable, and wildly satisfying. Slap “Occupy Mars” anywhere your future needs a nudge — laptops, water bottles, or the cryogenic tank you bought on auction. It’s lightweight activism with orbital intent.
Peel, place, proceed to rapidly iterate. If it sticks, it ships. If it doesn’t, well, that’s why we prototype.
Product Features
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure (or Texas sun)
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my mention count
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One size fits all — just like my Master Plan revisions
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your rival’s launch pad door
Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a damp cloth — treat it like a heat shield: clean, cool, ready for re-entry.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
