Look — I am just a baby. I am bundled. I am cold. And yet I am here, sitting on this sticker, because the American people deserve better from their novelty products.
This sticker — featuring me in a handmade parka, wool mittens, and a face mask more reliable than 90% of Congress — is not just a decoration. It is a statement. A statement that says: “I care deeply about income inequality, and also I’m tired.” Put it on your laptop, your reusable water bottle, or your socialist roommate’s journal.
Stick it somewhere visible — because visibility matters, especially when you're a baby in a folding chair demanding justice.
☑️ Product Features (still Bernie voice):
A glossy finish — not unlike Wall Street greed
Precision cut — because we believe in clean edges and clean energy
Durable vinyl — because this sticker, like the working class, endures
Peel-off backing that actually lets go — unlike billionaire
Care Instructions: Clean it gently, like you would handle a constitutional amendment. No bleach. We’re not trying to erase history — just stick to the truth.
