People, this is the mug. Tremendous mug. Eleven beautiful ounces of victory, featuring Baby Trump — flawless hair, perfect cheeks, very Presidential. You sip from this and suddenly your coffee tastes richer, your deals close faster, and your mornings poll at 110%. Everyone tells me.
Bring it to the office, the golf cart, the Situation Kitchen. It’s the collectible you show off when someone says “covfefe.” You say: “No typo. Strategy.” Believe me, it’s a conversation piece—some would say the best piece.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) — so vivid the fake news will need sunglasses
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal — very strong, very legal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, you’re welcome
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) — both tremendous
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Clean it like a clean sweep on Election Night: warm water, a little soap, total landslide.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
