Tremendous Sticker - Donald Trump

This sticker is a total winner. Big, bold, glossy—it sticks to everything, just like I do. Laptops, water bottles, even cars that aren’t made in America (tragic). People will see it and say, “Wow, what a powerful sticker.” Nobody’s ever seen a sticker like this, I can promise you that.

And when it shines brighter than my approval ratings—well, that’s saying something. Put it anywhere and you’ll be spreading greatness wherever you go. Totally legal, totally fantastic.

Product Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
Keep it clean like my record (depending on who you ask): wipe gently, no witch hunts.