Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance

I run on diner coffee and broadband brawls, so this 11oz unit is my unofficial ops center. It’s the mug for sunrise strategy, rust-belt resolve, and late-night replies that hit like a freight train. Park it next to the keyboard and watch your productivity spike like a viral thread.

Chip it? It gets character. Empty it? That’s your cue to push again. Consider this a portable stump speech with a handle—built for long shifts and longer arguments.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors 

• Durable ORCA coating

• Microwave & dishwasher safe 

• Large handle for strong grips

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners 

Care Instructions

Rinse it like I rinse a bad headline: hot water, quick fix, back to work.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap