Name’s Beardo. I’ve led more dawn patrols than your alarm clock, and I take my caffeine rules of engagement seriously. This 11oz masterpiece is the official mug of early exfil and late-night intel—mission-ready, morale-boosting, and beard-compatible. Consider it standard issue for your kitchen FOB.
Every sip is a debrief. Park it on the desk, nod like you’re reading satellite imagery, and let the aroma do push-ups. If anyone asks, tell ’em it’s classified—because greatness usually is.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) — think morale patch, but hotter
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal and my ruck straps
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, just standard operating procedures
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands—hey, not judging your kit)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies: soft-spoken, iron-willed
Care Instruction:
Rinse and reload: hot water, a quick scrub, and back to the watch floor.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
