“I Was Printed Before You Were Born”

Let’s clear something up real quick: I didn’t need a powdered throne or a fancy title. I skipped the whole “president” thing and went straight to national treasure. Why? Because I was too busy inventing libraries, charming the French, and casually becoming the face of the biggest bill in your wallet — all while rocking baby-soft cheeks and colonial drip.

This sticker? It’s not just adhesive vinyl. It’s an ego trip you can stick on your laptop, water bottle, or literal history textbook. It’s baby me — smug, serious, and freshly swaddled in self-importance. You want revolution? I am the revolution. In sticker form.

💥 What You’re Slapping on Surfaces:

• Kiss-cut precision — peels cleaner than my reputation in France

• Weatherproof vinyl — stands up to storms, scandals, and tea parties

• Glossy finish — because matte is for modest men (and I am not)

• One size fits all — just like my influence on modern democracy

• Stick me anywhere power belongs — or should be stolen from a monarch