Collection: Some Assembly Required – Baby Politician Puzzle Collection
Putting the country back together, one ridiculous baby politician at a time.
The Some Assembly Required collection features jigsaw puzzles of real political figures, reimagined as babies mid-meltdown and mid-career crisis. No quotes. No context. Just oversized egos in undersized bodies, immortalized in crisp silhouette — waiting for you to piece them back together.
Whether you're avoiding the news or inviting the chaos, these puzzles are the perfect way to kill a few hours and your remaining faith in government.
☑️ Every Puzzle Includes:
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Babyfied silhouette of a real political figure (across the aisle and off their rocker)
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252 or 500 high-quality pieces — frustration not included, but heavily implied
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Glossy chipboard finish, because even dysfunction should look good
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Comes in a sturdy box, ideal for gifting or hiding under your desk
Perfect for political junkies, meme lords, or anyone who likes their satire in 500 confused little pieces.
Some assembly required. Competence not guaranteed.
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Presidential Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Donald J. Trump
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Victory Jump Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Donald J. Trump + Elon Musk
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Golden Frame Walk Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Donald J. Trump + Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Make Christmas Great Again Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Donald J. Trump
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The Little Leader That Could Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Ribbits + Resist Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Portland Frog
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Rough Rider Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt
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"Yes We Tan" Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Barack Obama
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“Operation: Tabletop Transfer” — Nicolás Maduro 520-Piece Puzzle
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THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION (520 PIECES).” - The Supreme Court
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Stylin' Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Jacqueline Kennedy
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Together Puzzle (520 Piece) - Bernie Sanders
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Respect for Precedent Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Ketanji Brown Jackson
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The City We Deserve—Piece by Piece Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Mayor Brandon Johnson
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Not Me, Us—Piece by Piece Puzzle (520 Piece) - Bernie Sanders
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Goodwill & Roses—Piece by Piece Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Patricia Nixon
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Presidential Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 Presidential Calendar — “Baby’s First Oval Office” Edition
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“Yes We Tan” Mug – Barack Obama
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Let 'er Rip Mouse Pad - Nancy Pelosi
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance
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Presidential Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump
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Still Here, Still Sippin’ Mug - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Let That Sink In Magnet - Elon Musk
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“Move the Mouse. Move Justice.” - Keith Ellison
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“Fridge Enforcement Unit: Baby Ellison.” - Keith Ellison
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Point. Click. Confront the Establishment. - Josh Hawley
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Fridge Patrol: Hawley Edition. - Josh Hawley
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