This kiss-cut sticker is more than vinyl—it’s a promise. A glossy, oversized promise that wherever you slap my diapered face, Illinois follows. Laptop? Boom. Water bottle? Done. Your ex’s bumper? Even better. This sticker doesn’t just cling—it governs.
It’s weatherproof, so like me, it won’t melt under Chicago summers or Springfield scandals. That’s what I call staying power.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish shinier than my campaign ads
One size fits all—just like my tax plan
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or rival bumpers
Care: Wipe me down like I wipe deficits—messily but effectively.
