This sticker is more than vinyl—it’s a promise. A glossy, oversized promise that wherever you slap my diapered face, Illinois follows. Laptop? Boom. Water bottle? Done. Your ex’s bumper? Even better. This sticker doesn’t just cling—it governs.
It’s weatherproof, so like me, it won’t melt under Chicago summers or Springfield scandals. That’s what I call staying power.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all—just like my tax plan
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Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or rival bumpers
Care: Wipe me down like I wipe deficits—messily but effectively.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
