This sticker is like me — it clings to the center, but still gets noticed. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or that binder where you pretend to understand the federal budget.
It’s glossy, weatherproof, and not afraid to shine brighter than my approval ratings. Stick it proudly, like the bipartisan bumper sticker you never knew you needed.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe it down like I wipe down talking points — quick, clean, and ready for the cameras.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
