This kiss-cut vinyl sticker is like me — it clings to the center, but still gets noticed. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or that binder where you pretend to understand the federal budget.
It’s glossy, weatherproof, and not afraid to shine brighter than my approval ratings. Stick it proudly, like the bipartisan bumper sticker you never knew you needed.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Wipe it down like I wipe down talking points — quick, clean, and ready for the cameras.”
