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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 First Ladies Calendar— “Cradle of the East Wing” Edition.
Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 First Ladies Calendar— “Cradle of the East Wing” Edition.
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Twelve tiny titans of the East Wing, swaddled with state-dinner poise.
From Jackie’s immaculate composure to Melania Trump’s polished finale, every month reimagines an official portrait with our signature baby treatment—no extra props, just pure pint-sized gravitas.
Hang it. Flip it. Curtsey to it.
History class meets nursery chic: soft power, softer blankets, and schedules that never miss a tea time. It’s bipartisan charm with a pacifier—equal parts etiquette and adorable executive energy.
The 12-Month Lineup
January — Jacqueline Kennedy:
“Timeless style, tiny shoes. Let’s pencil in Camelot… after nap.”
February — Lady Bird Johnson:
“Beautify the playpen, darling—wildflowers, snacks, and civil naptimes.”
March — Pat Nixon:
“Quiet power, tidy crib. Check the calendar; we run on grace.”
April — Betty Ford:
“Straight talk, strong swaddle. Flip the page—honesty looks good in pastels.”
May — Rosalynn Carter:
“Humanity first—and extra blanket for diplomacy.”
June — Nancy Reagan:
“Just say yes… to bedtime.”
July — Barbara Bush:
“Pearls, picture books, and punctual naps for all.”
August — Hillary Clinton:
“It takes a village—and a bulletproof diaper bag.”
September — Laura Bush:
“Libraries, lullabies, and well-behaved crayons.”
October — Michelle Obama:
“Let’s move… bedtime fifteen minutes later.”
November — Jill Biden:
“Teacher mode: circle your goals, underline snack time.”
December — Melania Trump:
“Be best—at remembering birthdays on this page.”
Product Features
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Hanging hole and wire coil binding for easy flipping and display
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High-quality 270 gsm semi-gloss paper for vivid, durable pages
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Printed with next-gen color tech for crisp, vibrant portraits
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Eco-friendly and recyclable (just remove the binding wire)
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Compact 10.8" × 8.4" (27.4cm × 21.3cm) — perfect for any wall, fridge, or Oval Office nursery
Care Instructions
“Treat it like a state place setting: clean, dry hands; gentle flips; no juice box incidents.”
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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