Sticker? I Have a 37-Point Plan for That. - Elizabeth Warren

Stick me anywhere and suddenly the room feels more accountable. This kiss-cut crusader is a pint-sized call to action — perfect for laptops, water bottles, or any surface that needs more ethics. The glossy shine is just a bonus (like compound interest).

Whether you’re organizing a toy union or filing your first baby-sized amicus brief, this sticker is ready to advocate — even if it’s nap time.

Product Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
Apply like you’d push through banking reform — slowly, firmly, and with unshakable optimism.