Here’s a sticker that does what I do best: it sticks with you. Laptop, water bottle, that folder where you keep the receipts—this beauty turns any surface into a miniature policy platform. Consider it portable persistence for the places that need a little more courage.
And when critics ask if it’s durable, just smile and say: “Nevertheless, it adhered.”
Product Features
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Easy peel-and-stick design (because organizing should be user-friendly)
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure—neither should your sticker
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings on payday-lending crackdowns
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises (when they’re universal programs)
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car (after obtaining consent and a permit)
Care Instructions
Wipe with a damp cloth like you’d clean up a bad bill—swift, thorough, and bipartisan with the sponge.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
