“Stick me anywhere you need a burst of legal sass — laptops, water bottles, or the front of the court where I casually roll up in baby form and declare your argument invalid. I may be a kiss-cut sticker, but my bite is as sharp as a 5-4 opinion.
With my shiny finish and bold expression, I’m proof that even as a baby, I outshine your approval ratings — and your car bumper stickers. Prepare for justice, one slap at a time.”
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Peel me carefully, like I peel apart weak arguments.”
