“Stick me anywhere you need a burst of legal sass — laptops, water bottles, or the front of the court where I casually roll up in baby form and declare your argument invalid. I may be a kiss-cut sticker, but my bite is as sharp as a 5-4 opinion.
With my shiny finish and bold expression, I’m proof that even as a baby, I outshine your approval ratings — and your car bumper stickers. Prepare for justice, one slap at a time.”
Product Features:
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Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Peel me carefully, like I peel apart weak arguments.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
