This kiss-cut sticker is as unyielding as my stance on border enforcement. Stick me anywhere: your laptop, your truck bumper, or right over your opponent’s campaign sticker. I’ll cling there like I’m testifying before Congress — relentless and unblinking.
And just like my career, it’s weatherproof. Rain, sun, or political storm — this baby border czar keeps holding the line.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care: Wipe it down like I wipe out illegal crossings — fast, firm, and no excuses.
