Here’s a sticker that doesn’t quit — just like me in cargo shorts during a Pennsylvania winter. Slap baby Fetterman on your laptop, water bottle, or your least-favorite billionaire’s yacht. It’s kiss-cut perfection, with the kind of gritty charm that says, “Yeah, I might nap after this.”
It’s weatherproof, glossy, and stubborn — basically me, but in sticker form. And the best part? No one can peel it off without feeling like they’re betraying democracy.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Wipe it clean like I wipe the floor with political fashion standards.”
