Here’s a sticker that doesn’t quit — just like me in cargo shorts during a Pennsylvania winter. Slap baby Fetterman on your laptop, water bottle, or your least-favorite billionaire’s yacht. It’s kiss-cut perfection, with the kind of gritty charm that says, “Yeah, I might nap after this.”
It’s weatherproof, glossy, and stubborn — basically me, but in sticker form. And the best part? No one can peel it off without feeling like they’re betraying democracy.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe it clean like I wipe the floor with political fashion standards.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
