“This kiss-cut sticker is like my Senate seat—once it’s on, good luck removing it. Weatherproof, glossy, and slightly smug, it’s the ultimate accessory for laptops, water bottles, or filibustering your fridge.”
“Slap it anywhere and remind people that slow and steady still runs the show. Bonus: it won’t peel under pressure, unlike certain politicians I could mention.”
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Wipe it down like you’d wipe a filibuster from memory—quick and clean.”
