This sticker is like my Senate seat—once it’s on, good luck removing it. Weatherproof, glossy, and slightly smug, it’s the ultimate accessory for laptops, water bottles, or filibustering your fridge.
Slap it anywhere and remind people that slow and steady still runs the show. Bonus: it won’t peel under pressure, unlike certain politicians I could mention.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe it down like you’d wipe a filibuster from memory—quick and clean.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
