“This kiss-cut sticker is a portable dissenting opinion. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or law school binder and watch the world nod in silent agreement. Glossy, bold, and unapologetically iconic — just like my collars.”
“Plus, it’s weatherproof — because justice doesn’t dissolve under pressure, and neither does vinyl. Stick it, flaunt it, dissent it.”
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under precedent
Glossy finish so bright it outshines majority opinions
One size fits all — like my legacy
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your bar exam notes
Care Instructions: “Wipe it clean like a majority opinion you refuse to sign.”
