This sticker is proof that everything’s bigger in Texas—even the babies. Slap me on your truck, your cooler, or your Bible study folder, and let folks know you support a senator who can handle a brisket plate like a pro.
Glossy, tough, and weatherproof, it’s built for wide-open highways and tailgate coolers. Nothing says “Don’t mess with Texas” quite like a baby-faced Cruz smirking from your YETI cooler.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick ranching
Weatherproof vinyl, because I stand tall in Texas heat
Glossy finish so shiny it outshines the Texas sun
One size fits all—just like my boots (allegedly)
Slap it on your truck, tackle box, or megachurch bulletin board
Care Instructions: Stick it down like I stick to my Texas talking points: firmly, and forever.
