This sticker is proof that everything’s bigger in Texas—even the babies. Slap me on your truck, your cooler, or your Bible study folder, and let folks know you support a senator who can handle a brisket plate like a pro.
Glossy, tough, and weatherproof, it’s built for wide-open highways and tailgate coolers. Nothing says “Don’t mess with Texas” quite like a baby-faced Cruz smirking from your YETI cooler.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I stand tall in Texas heat
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Glossy finish so shiny it outshines the Texas sun
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One size fits all—just like my boots (allegedly)
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Slap it on your truck, tackle box, or megachurch bulletin board
Care Instructions:
Stick it down like I stick to my Texas talking points: firmly, and forever.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
