Collection: Phone Cases for People Who Drop Truth (and Phones)
Protect your device from cracks, chaos, and crying congressmen. These tough-as-nails cases feature your favorite babyfied political meltdowns in high-resolution glory. Whether you're team iPhone or clinging to that Galaxy like it's a stimulus check, we've got you covered.
Because nothing says "I stay informed" like a furious infant version of your least favorite senator staring down a sidewalk.
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Dial Up the Volume — I’m Already Yelling Phone Case - Jim Jordan
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Call Me Courage Phone Case - Ilhan Omar
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Call Me Baby Booker Phone Case - Cory Booker
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Textin’ Like a Texan Phone Case - George W. Bush
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Drop-Proof Democracy Phone Case - Mary Gay Scanlon
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
“Call Me Shifty” Phone Case - Adam Schiff
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Faith in America Armor Phone Case - Tim Scott
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Dialing Up Morality Phone Case - Speaker Mike Johnson
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Call Me Majority Phone Case - Chuck Schumer
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Protecting Phones Like I Protect the Heartland Phone Case - JD Vance
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Call Me Big John Phone Case - John Fetterman
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Hopeful Phone Case - Michelle Obama
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
"Just Say No (to Cracks)" Phone Case - Nancy Reagan
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Sorry, Wrong Number Phone Case - Lindsey Graham
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Unbreakable (Unlike My Old Phone) Phone Case - Lindsey Graham
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
American Elegance Phone Case - Melania Trump
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD
🚨 Just Dropped
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Cloth-Coat—Polite Yet Permanent Sticker - Patricia Nixon
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceSale price $9.00 USD -
The Cloth-Coat Decal Sticker - Patricia Nixon
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceSale price $9.00 USD -
Fridge of Tranquility Magnet - Patricia Nixon
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD -
Goodwill & Roses—Piece by Piece Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Patricia Nixon
Regular price $30.00 USDRegular priceSale price $30.00 USD
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