Howdy, partner! This isn’t just a phone case — it’s a rodeo-ready, Baby Bush-approved fortress for your most prized possession. Whether you’re sending a “Howdy” or a “Mission Accomplished” text, this case will keep your phone safer than a cowboy’s hat on a calm day in Crawford. It’s got that Texas grit and a sprinkle of presidential charm, so your phone looks tougher than my “strategery” face on debate night.
I may have tiny baby hands, but this case packs a Texas-sized punch — durable, shock-absorbing, and slicker than BBQ sauce on a brisket. Go ahead, drop it like an unpopular policy. I’ve got you covered, literally.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I’d wipe BBQ sauce off my cowboy boots — quick, careful, and with a grin.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
