Protect your phone like I wish I had protected mine that fateful day. This dual-layer case wraps your device with baby Lindsey Graham fury — complete with my adorable, slightly unhinged phone-smash pose. It's like having a Southern filibuster of cuteness wrapped around your iPhone.
Shock-absorbing and scandal-proof, this case can take more hits than my voicemail after Trump’s little “oops.” And yes, it looks even better while you block robocalls.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my meltdown deserves the spotlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Clean it like you’d clean my call log — quickly, before anyone screenshots it.”
