Your phone deserves protection as righteous as my public image — and this dual-layer case delivers. With my baby Speaker face wrapped in glorious 3D design, you’ll feel like every call you take is divinely sanctioned. Shock-absorbing, tough, and blessed to survive every drop (even when my approval rating doesn’t).
When people see your phone, they won’t just see a case — they’ll see a crusade. A crusade for cute, faith-filled political satire.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Clean it like you’d clean my social media history — firm wipe-down, no judgment.”
