Your phone deserves protection as righteous as my public image — and this dual-layer case delivers. With my baby Speaker face wrapped in glorious 3D design, you’ll feel like every call you take is divinely sanctioned. Shock-absorbing, tough, and blessed to survive every drop (even when my approval rating doesn’t).
When people see your phone, they won’t just see a case — they’ll see a crusade. A crusade for cute, faith-filled political satire.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
“Clean it like you’d clean my social media history — firm wipe-down, no judgment.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
