This phone case isn’t just protective — it’s downright combative. Drop your phone? It’ll survive, just like me after another shouting match in Congress. Wrapped in a glossy baby-faced version of yours truly, this case demands attention even when your ringtone is silent.
With its dual-layer construction, it’s tougher than my last hearing meltdown. And when you hold it, you’ll swear you can hear me screaming “I OBJECT!” in the background.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe me down like I wipe the floor with anyone who questions me — aggressively but with style.”
