This phone case is like me: solid, unshakable, and surprisingly photogenic in baby form. You’ll drop it, you’ll panic, but this case will stand its ground — just like I do in steel-toed boots.
Plus, it’s got UV protection, because this face (even baby-fied) deserves the spotlight. Wrap your phone in a little blue-collar grit and a lot of charm.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Clean it like I clean my Carhartt: once a year, maybe.”
