Your phone deserves protection that’s as relentless as my committee questioning. This phone case doesn’t just guard your device — it makes a statement. Featuring baby-faced me in full wrap-around glory, it’s like having a pint-sized congressman ready to block every incoming scandal (or accidental drop).
Let’s be honest: when people see this case, they’ll know you’ve got style, guts, and maybe a thing for dramatic monologues. Don’t just call… call me Shifty.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my hearings
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UV protection, because my image doesn’t fade under pressure
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Durable outer shell tougher than Twitter debates
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner — because emotions drop too
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me clean like I wipe the floor with bad witnesses — quick, firm, and with flair.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
