Your phone deserves protection that’s as relentless as my committee questioning. This phone case doesn’t just guard your device — it makes a statement. Featuring baby-faced me in full wrap-around glory, it’s like having a pint-sized congressman ready to block every incoming scandal (or accidental drop).
Let’s be honest: when people see this case, they’ll know you’ve got style, guts, and maybe a thing for dramatic monologues. Don’t just call… call me Shifty.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my hearings
UV protection, because my image doesn’t fade under pressure
Durable outer shell tougher than Twitter debates
Shock-absorbing silicone liner — because emotions drop too
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe me clean like I wipe the floor with bad witnesses — quick, firm, and with flair.”
