Your phone deserves a shield as steady as my voting record. With the “Drop-Proof Democracy” case, you’re not just protecting your phone—you’re wrapping it in Mary Gay Scanlon’s cool-headed, no-nonsense energy. I may look like a baby here, but trust me, I can handle your daily drops, spills, and breaking news alerts.
When someone spots this case, they’ll know you believe in progress that doesn’t crack under pressure. Plus, it’s way more stylish than carrying around a 900-page policy binder.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage design—like my approach to oversight
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UV protection, because democracy shines brighter in sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my last round of hearings
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner—because phones deserve emotional support too
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Dual-layer construction—built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I wipe away my opponent’s talking points—quick and decisive.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
