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“Move the Mouse. Move Justice.” - Keith Ellison
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“Fridge Enforcement Unit: Baby Ellison.” - Keith Ellison
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Point. Click. Confront the Establishment. - Josh Hawley
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Fridge Patrol: Hawley Edition. - Josh Hawley
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“LIBERTY TRACKING SURFACE: Baby Rand’s Cursor Caucus” - Rand Paul
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“FRIDGE FILIBUSTER: Baby Rand Clings to Liberty” - Rand Paul
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Show-Me Sippy Cup Patriot Mug - Josh Hawley
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“FILIBUSTER FUEL: Baby Rand’s Liberty Latte” - Rand Paul
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“Baby AG: I Object… to Decaf.” - Keith Ellison
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Medicare For Y’all: Baby Jayapal’s 11oz Filibuster Cup - Pramila Jayapal
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“Operation: Tabletop Transfer” — Nicolás Maduro 520-Piece Puzzle
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“Clings Like a Sanction” — Captured Maduro Magnet
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“Click. Drag. Extradite.” - Nicolás Maduro
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“Sips on the USS Iwo Jima” - Nicolás Maduro
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THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION (520 PIECES).” - The Supreme Court
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“ORAL ARGUMENTS, BUT FOR YOUR CURSOR.” - The Supreme Court
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Presidential Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 Presidential Calendar — “Baby’s First Oval Office” Edition
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“Yes We Tan” Mug – Barack Obama
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Let 'er Rip Mouse Pad - Nancy Pelosi
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance
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Presidential Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump
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Still Here, Still Sippin’ Mug - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Let That Sink In Magnet - Elon Musk
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Make Christmas Great Again Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Four Score and Seven Sips Ago Mug - Abraham Lincoln
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Golden Frame Walk Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump + Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Stick It Like the Gipper Sticker - Ronald Reagan
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