“Every time your phone rings, imagine it’s me delivering a fiery dissent — in baby form. This dual-layer case protects your phone like I protected the Constitution, with a stylish dose of sass and surprisingly tiny hands.
Drop-proof? Absolutely. Judgment-proof? Only if you delete your browser history. Carry me around and show the world you stand for justice — and good grip.”
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe me down like I wiped out outdated precedents.”
