Protect your phone like I protect my Senate seat — with charm, strategy, and a little bit of baby-face magic. This dual-layer case features my chubby-cheeked likeness wrapped all the way around, ready for selfies, scandal scrolls, and emergency C-SPAN bingeing.
Drop it? No problem. I’ve survived tougher polls and messier debates. Your phone is safe with baby Chuck.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
“Wipe it down like I wipe down press releases — often, and with a smile that says, ‘We’re still winning.’”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
