Protect your phone like I protect my Senate seat — with charm, strategy, and a little bit of baby-face magic. This dual-layer case features my chubby-cheeked likeness wrapped all the way around, ready for selfies, scandal scrolls, and emergency C-SPAN bingeing.
Drop it? No problem. I’ve survived tougher polls and messier debates. Your phone is safe with baby Chuck.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe it down like I wipe down press releases — often, and with a smile that says, ‘We’re still winning.’”
