Finally, a Government That Fits in a Diaper.

What you’re about to experience is a collection of emotional support products for the politically exhausted. And frankly, it’s the only thing keeping us from groveling back to our old boss and pretending we love Monday morning meetings.

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The Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Watching

Babyflix Originals

YouTube is where our baby politicians go full meltdown while you sip coffee and question your life choices. It’s basically political Jerry Springer, but with more diapers and less dignity. Subscribe before they start charging us for therapy.

Binge the Madness on YouTube

A 280-Character Dumpster Fire

The Internet’s Diaper Bin

Our X account is like a toddler learning to curse in public. It’s loud, messy, and somehow trending. Follow if you enjoy chaos with a side of trauma bonding.

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Tantrums Never Looked This Good

The Diaper Lookbook

Our IG is basically a high-fashion tantrum runway. Every post is a vibe: pouty faces, chaotic energy, and an occasional poop joke.

Enter the Crib on Instagram

You’ve reached rock bottom (of the page, not democracy).

Scroll back up, buy something, because if we have to go back to our 9 to 5, the only thing in your feed will be actual politicians acting like babies, which is somehow worse.

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