Calm Cursor, Firm Hand Mouse Pad - Vladimir Putin

Precision is power. This mouse pad turns every movement into quiet control—no drama, just smooth execution. Point, click, achieve. Consider it training for your strategic patience.

Bright colors, rubber base, and a glide so clean it makes spreadsheets look like victory laps. Place it on the desk and proceed like a winter sunrise: cool, inevitable, beautifully on time.

Product Features

• Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny

• Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences

• Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)

• Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point

• 1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident

Care Instructions

Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.