Scandalous Sticker - Richard Nixon

Place me on your laptop, water bottle, or campaign briefcase and watch the narrative hold. This kiss-cut sticker is miniature statesmanship—weatherproof, glossy, and ready to hit the trail from campus to cabinet. It’s the shiny little badge that says, “My tape… sticks.”

When the rumors peel away, the sticker remains—tenacious, photogenic, and suspiciously adorable. Affix it proudly and declare: this narrative will not come unstuck.

Product Features

• Easy peel-and-stick design

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions

Wipe it down like a redacted memo: gentle pass, strong message.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.