This pad is optimized for orbital precision and a victory jump at the end. It’s basically a tiny mission surface for bold ideas and high-velocity spreadsheets.
Park your mouse, set your intentions, and burn prograde. If productivity spikes, that’s nominal.
Product Features:
Full front decoration
Bright, intense colors, just like Trump's rallies
Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding
Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point
1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care Instructions: Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
