The Brussels Glide Mouse Pad - Ursula von der Leyen

Precision is not a luxury; it’s a deliverable. This mouse pad turns every cursor movement into a quiet, competent policy miracle, like getting 27 signatures before lunch.

Bright colors, smooth surface, and a rubber base that clings tighter than I do to a talking point. Place, glide, approve—simple as a well-briefed dossier.

Product Features

• Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny

• Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences

• Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)

• Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point

• 1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident

Care Instructions

Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.