Attracting Consensus Magnet - Ursula von der Leyen

Some people call it charisma; I call it alignment with the acquis. This cut-out magnet holds your notes, recipes, and provisional agreements with a grip that would impress any trilogue.

Park it on the fridge and watch it cling like my base—firm, polite, and a little bit shiny. If your leftovers go missing, assume provisional application.

Product Features

• Cut-out shape that clings like my base

• Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles

• Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)

• Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones

• Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder

Care Instructions

Polish lightly—like smoothing a communique: bright, brief, and consensus-ready.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.