Geopolitical Sippy Cup Coffee Mug - Ursula von der Leyen

As Commission President (and occasional nap-time negotiator), I present the essential instrument of European morning stability: my Geopolitical Sippy Cup. Sip decisively, align your values, and watch unity rise like steam from a meticulously regulated espresso.

Is it a mug or a mandate? Yes. Lift it with confidence, deliver your talking points, and remember: even foam knows the rule of law.

Product Features (in my voice)

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions

Rinse like you’d streamline a directive: efficiently, consistently, and preferably before the next summit.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap