
Finally, a Government That Fits in a Diaper.
What you’re about to experience is a collection of emotional support products for the politically exhausted. And frankly, it’s the only thing keeping us from groveling back to our old boss and pretending we love Monday morning meetings.
CRAWLING ONLINE VERY SOON
The Drudge Report, if it wore diapers. 👇
The Toy Box
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The Blowout Collection – Baby Politician T-Shirts
Warning: Wearing one of these may result in side-eyes, awkward family dinners,...
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The Sticker Cabinet
Buy 2 Stickers for $12 Free Shipping! Buy 3 Stickers for $15...
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Some Assembly Required – Baby Politician Puzzle Collection
Putting the country back together, one ridiculous baby politician at a time....
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The Sippy Cup Collection – Baby Politician Coffee Mugs
Buy 2 Mugs for $32 Free Shipping! Buy 3 Mugs for $45...
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Phone Cases for People Who Drop Truth (and Phones)
Buy 2 Phone cases for $48 Free Shipping! Buy 3 Phone Cases...
🚨 Just Dropped
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Baby Cruz, Texas Tough- Ted Cruz
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Texan-Sized Baby Cruz
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Don’t Mess with Baby Cruz - Ted Cruz
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“Call Me Governor (Baby Edition)” - JB Pritzker
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“Stick With Big Baby JB” JB Pritzker
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“Big Gulp, Big Gov” - JB Pritzker
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“Sip Happens, California” - Gavin Newsom
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“Caffeinated, Conditioned, and Gelled” - Gavin Newsom
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“Call Me, Callifornia” - Gavin Newsom
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“Stick With Slick” - Gavin Newsom
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“Sippin’ Smooth, California Style” - Gavin Newsom
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Nevertheless, She Persisted (Through Naptime) - Elizabeth Warren
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Call Me When You Regulate Something- Elizabeth Warren
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Sticker? I Have a 37-Point Plan for That. - Elizabeth Warren
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The Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Watching
Babyflix Originals
YouTube is where our baby politicians go full meltdown while you sip coffee and question your life choices. It’s basically political Jerry Springer, but with more diapers and less dignity. Subscribe before they start charging us for therapy.

A 280-Character Dumpster Fire
The Internet’s Diaper Bin
Our X account is like a toddler learning to curse in public. It’s loud, messy, and somehow trending. Follow if you enjoy chaos with a side of trauma bonding.

Tantrums Never Looked This Good
The Diaper Lookbook
Our IG is basically a high-fashion tantrum runway. Every post is a vibe: pouty faces, chaotic energy, and an occasional poop joke.