Don’t Mess with Baby Cruz - Ted Cruz

This isn’t just a mug—it’s a miniature Texas monument. Every sip you take, I’m right there with you: a pint-sized senator in cowboy boots, staring down the morning like it’s a filibuster.

It’s tough, reliable, and proudly Texan—just like me when I’m reminding everyone for the thousandth time that, yes, I was born in Canada but I swear my heart beats barbecue sauce.

Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the Texas red, white, and blue

• Durable ORCA coating, stronger than my Texas twang

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no runoff elections required

• Large handle for strong grips (or baby boot hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — smooth like Texas whiskey

Care Instructions:
Wash it like you wash off the BBQ sauce: hot water, a little soap, and no whining.