Don’t Mess with Caffeine Mug - Ted Cruz

• This isn’t just a mug—it’s a miniature Texas monument. Every sip you take, I’m right there with you: a pint-sized senator in cowboy boots, staring down the morning like it’s a filibuster.

  It’s tough, reliable, and proudly Texan—just like me when I’m reminding everyone for the thousandth time that, yes, I was born in Canada but I swear my heart beats barbecue sauce.

  Features:

  • Vibrant colors to bring out the Texas red, white, and blue

  • Durable ORCA coating, stronger than my Texas twang

  • Microwave & dishwasher safe — no runoff elections required

  • Large handle for strong grips (or baby boot hands)

  • Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — smooth like Texas whiskey

   

  Care Instructions:
  Wash it like you wash off the BBQ sauce: hot water, a little soap, and no whining.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap